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I’M ANGRY.</description><title>Mein Kampf</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @askadolfhitler)</generator><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Why danke, Eva likes du too.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3za07orPd1r94zfqo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3za07orPd1r94zfqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Why danke, Eva likes du too.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/22991440643</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/22991440643</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 16:24:07 -0400</pubDate><category>Adolf Hitler</category><category>Hitler</category><category>Nazi</category><category>evabraunlovers</category></item><item><title>Well, wir sold ein lot von soap.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3z9hoGnPk1r94zfqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3z9hoGnPk1r94zfqo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well, wir sold ein lot von soap.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/22990702668</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/22990702668</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 16:13:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Adolf Hitler</category><category>Hitler</category><category>Nazi</category><category>brotmitmieze</category></item><item><title>Du serious?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tl6tzDtH1r94zfqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tl6tzDtH1r94zfqo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Du serious?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/22789014264</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/22789014264</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 14:40:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Adolf Hilter</category><category>Hitler</category><category>Nazi</category></item><item><title>Ein Führer has no friends - EIN FÜHRER HAS FOLLOWERS!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tkk7FyBY1r94zfqo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tkk7FyBY1r94zfqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ein Führer has no friends - EIN FÜHRER HAS FOLLOWERS!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/22788434092</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/22788434092</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 14:26:00 -0400</pubDate><category>atastiic</category><category>Adolf Hitler</category><category>Hitler</category><category>Nazi</category></item><item><title>Sorry, ich bin ein married mann.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tk0aG7ab1r94zfqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tk0aG7ab1r94zfqo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sorry, ich bin ein married mann.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/22787932232</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/22787932232</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 14:14:34 -0400</pubDate><category>Adolf Hitler</category><category>Hitler</category><category>Nazi</category></item><item><title>She ist gut, danke.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tiuhqWhV1r94zfqo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tiuhqWhV1r94zfqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;She ist gut, danke.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/22786896021</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/22786896021</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 13:49:29 -0400</pubDate><category>Adolf Hitler</category><category>Hitler</category><category>Nazi</category><category>Blondi</category></item><item><title>Sorry, ich had too much paperwerk zu do. Ich bin back zu answer...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ticbup5i1r94zfqo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sorry, ich had too much paperwerk zu do. Ich bin back zu answer your questions.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bring sie on.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/22786447253</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/22786447253</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 13:38:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Adolf Hitler</category><category>Hitler</category><category>Nazi</category></item><item><title>So ich herd today ist mein birthday?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2sfm89BZ11r94zfqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So ich herd today ist mein birthday?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/21441143457</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/21441143457</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 13:08:32 -0400</pubDate><category>Adolf Hilter</category><category>Hitler</category><category>Birthday</category><category>Nazi</category></item><item><title>How about NEIN.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqmnd5dA41r94zfqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqmnd5dA41r94zfqo2_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;How about NEIN.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16887494499</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16887494499</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:30:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Adolf Hitler</category><category>Hitler</category><category>Nazi</category></item><item><title>ZEHN, NATÜRLICH. ICH BIN ALWAYS RIGHT!!! HOW DO DU EVEN DARE ZU...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqm9jq2xI1r94zfqo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqm9jq2xI1r94zfqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;ZEHN, NATÜRLICH. ICH BIN ALWAYS RIGHT!!! HOW DO DU EVEN DARE ZU TALK ZU DEIN FÜHRER LIKE DAS!?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16886959981</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16886959981</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:22:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Adolf Hitler</category><category>Hitler</category><category>Nazi</category></item><item><title>DO DEIN HOMEWORK SOFORT! EIN UNEDUCATED VOLK IST EIN DOOMED...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqltiUcTA1r94zfqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqltiUcTA1r94zfqo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;DO DEIN HOMEWORK SOFORT! EIN UNEDUCATED VOLK IST EIN DOOMED VOLK.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16886371504</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16886371504</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:12:54 -0500</pubDate><category>Adolf Hitler</category><category>Hitler</category><category>Nazi</category></item><item><title>Ich kann nicht mit meinen Feunden kommunizieren wenn ich kein...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqlb5Cxwv1r94zfqo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqlb5Cxwv1r94zfqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ich kann nicht mit meinen Feunden kommunizieren wenn ich kein Englisch spreche. Deshalb muss ich diese Scheißsprache lernen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Vielen Dank trotzdem - ich werde versuchen einen schönen Tod zu haben.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16885702858</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16885702858</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:01:53 -0500</pubDate><category>Adolf Hitler</category><category>Hitler</category><category>Nazi</category></item><item><title>When Dönitz und Göring stopp playing mit their toy planes und...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly64z1Eqfb1r94zfqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly64z1Eqfb1r94zfqo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;When Dönitz und Göring stopp playing mit their toy planes und paper boats , wir will do.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16248746655</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16248746655</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:57:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Adolf Hitler</category><category>Hitler</category><category>Nazi</category></item><item><title>Ich’d never say das, Schatz. Onkel Adi will always liebe...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly6279TnT71r94zfqo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly6279TnT71r94zfqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ich’d never say das, Schatz. Onkel Adi will always liebe dich.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16245301281</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16245301281</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 15:57:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Adolf Hitler</category><category>Nazi</category><category>Hitler</category><category>helga-goebbels</category></item><item><title>askadolfhitler started following you</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zwillingereich.tumblr.com/post/16243980856/askadolfhitler-started-following-you"&gt;zwillingereich&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;del&gt;How do these blogs keep finding me&lt;/del&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Ach.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="372" src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly61snxaI71r94zfqo1_500.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Deutsche History interessiert uns. Big fan of das Erstes Reich, btw.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16244835054</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16244835054</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 15:49:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Ist das dein Ernst? Deine Mutter jokes were lame even before...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly61rnSwxw1r94zfqo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly61rnSwxw1r94zfqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ist das dein Ernst? Deine Mutter jokes were lame even before WWII.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16244762187</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16244762187</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 15:47:47 -0500</pubDate><category>Adolf Hitler</category><category>Hitler</category><category>Nazi</category></item><item><title>Was? You habe been staring at der mirror die whole time, du...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly610jjt0y1r94zfqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly610jjt0y1r94zfqo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Was? You habe been staring at der mirror die whole time, du Dummkopf!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16243835706</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16243835706</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 15:31:31 -0500</pubDate><category>Adolf Hitler</category><category>Hilter</category><category>Nazi</category></item><item><title>NEIN NEIN NEIN WAS IST THIS SOPA THING!? ICH KANN NICHT LET...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly0mhdMMYy1r94zfqo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;NEIN NEIN NEIN WAS IST THIS SOPA THING!? ICH KANN NICHT LET SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;MEIN VOLK, WIR HABEN ZU STOP THIS MADNESS!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BRING MIR THE WEHRMACHT, LUFTWAFFE UND DIE KRIEGSMARINE.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16080392489</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/16080392489</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 17:30:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Nazi</category><category>Adolf Hitler</category><category>Hitler</category><category>SOPA</category><category>stop sopa</category></item><item><title>Start bloggen.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtlujzvHC1r94zfqo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtlujzvHC1r94zfqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Start bloggen.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/15864980864</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/15864980864</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 22:32:43 -0500</pubDate><category>Adolf Hitler</category><category>Hitler</category><category>Nazi</category></item><item><title>It seems to me that there is nothing to do today~</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://schnatzstaffel.tumblr.com/post/15680739171/it-seems-to-me-that-there-is-nothing-to-do-today"&gt;schnatzstaffel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/15680544364/it-seems-to-me-that-there-is-nothing-to-do-today"&gt;askadolfhitler&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="354" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnfxcMBFz1r94zfqo1_500.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nothing zu do, Himmler? Ich will those reports ich asked du zu make für yesterday on mein desk AB SOFORT!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Oh. &lt;/em&gt;Of course, mein Fuehrer. I will be getting to those reports and they shall be on your desk in moments time. ;; &lt;del&gt;who pissed in your cereal this morning?&lt;/del&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxng61vpVr1r5sl09.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="354" src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnhheYyP21r94zfqo1_500.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Vielen Dank, Heinrich. Ich habe always known du were ein gut Mann.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/15681910628</link><guid>http://askadolfhitler.tumblr.com/post/15681910628</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 15:13:44 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
